1 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,299 - Good evening, my victims, 2 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:26,699 and welcome back to this year's monster marathon with me, 3 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:29,900 your host, Malvolia, the Queen of Screams. 4 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,499 Tonight we dig up four terrifying tales 5 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:37,499 of mummies, mad men, 6 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,599 a fun-sized demon, 7 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,199 and all things creepy and crawley 8 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,499 that bump and bite in the night. 9 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,699 So sit back, try to relax, 10 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:53,700 and enjoy as we begin Malvolia's monster marathon. 11 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,600 - Hello? 12 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,400 Mom? 13 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,499 Oh my God, Caitlin! 14 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:02,899 - Wow. Take it easy, pussy. 15 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:06,499 - Why are you always here? Just go! 16 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,699 - I'm just grabbing some of my shit. 17 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:10,799 - Okay, I know, but you could knock 18 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,699 like a normal person before scaring the shit 19 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,399 out of me in my own house. 20 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,699 - Oh, could I? 21 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:18,499 That's why I tried calling you five times, asshole. 22 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,199 Maybe you should try answering your phone for me for once. 23 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,799 It's that green button. 24 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:27,199 - I blocked your number so, so long ago. 25 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,699 - God, you're such a dick. 26 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:32,699 Congratulations. You're a child. 27 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,700 - I hate you so much. 28 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,499 - What the fuck is this, you asshole? 29 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:40,800 - No, no. 30 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,500 This took me all day to set up. 31 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,899 You seriously can't just keep showing up 32 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,299 just because you want to. - Oh, hey babe. 33 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,700 Oh, hey, Wes! How you doing, buddy? 34 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:06,399 Oh, you big goof. 35 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,100 Oh, I'm gonna get you, buster. 36 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,699 - Did you just flip him off? 37 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:12,799 - No, I didn't just flip him off. 38 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,800 Why would I flip off Leon? 39 00:04:13,801 --> 00:04:15,799 Isn't he like the best guy in the world? 40 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,599 - Why are you such an asshole? 41 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:21,599 - Why did you leave me for the human hash brown? 42 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,599 - Oh, let me think real hard about it. 43 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,799 He treats me so nice. 44 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,399 - Oh, I bet that, yeah, it's sweet. 45 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,400 - Yeah, and he buys me things. 46 00:04:29,401 --> 00:04:31,399 - Well, that's the most important thing. 47 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,100 - Mmm. Oh, and he has a job. 48 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:36,900 - At the pool. 49 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,699 - What the fuck is all this shit anyways? 50 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,899 - It's my house of horrors. 51 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,899 - House of whores? 52 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:48,299 - Horrors, Caitlin, like two syllables. 53 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:49,499 Don't be an idiot. 54 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,899 - Okay, well, if I'm being honest, it sounds like whores. 55 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:54,199 - Okay, well, you know what? I'm not six, so. 56 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,699 - Could you come up with something more generic? 57 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,199 This looks likes shit. 58 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,099 - Okay, number one, it's not done yet. Okay? 59 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,399 Number two, uh, shut up. 60 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,399 Number three, um, you don't know anything 61 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,999 about running a business, so you know, 62 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,999 just let me do my thing. - Whatever. 63 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,999 Look, I'll be back a bit later to pick up a few more things. 64 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,999 - Why can't you just go? 65 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,499 - My mom wants me to drop off her dish set, 66 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,599 and I put it on the kitchen counter, 67 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,399 and I need to get it out of here before 68 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,199 your dumb ass breaks it. 69 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,200 - Yeah, like you broke our wedding vows? 70 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,899 Ooh, struck a nerve. 71 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:32,900 - If I were you, I'd start finding a new place to live. 72 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:33,800 - Why? 73 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:36,399 - Because I'm going to take your house. 74 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,299 Have you hired a lawyer yet? 75 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,299 Can you even afford to hire a lawyer? 76 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,100 - Well, I'm gonna be. I, I just- 77 00:05:41,101 --> 00:05:43,499 - Oh, wait. That takes money. 78 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,999 And you don't have any money or a job, 79 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,999 and your little house of whores 80 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,100 isn't gonna do you jack shit. 81 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,999 - Well, at least I'm not dating needle dick. 82 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Yeah. 83 00:05:57,001 --> 00:05:58,499 - Hey. 84 00:05:58,500 --> 00:05:59,300 This guy. 85 00:05:59,301 --> 00:06:02,099 - Get off my porch and knock next time, all right? 86 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,200 - It's always a pleasure. 87 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,100 - What are you doing back here? 88 00:08:14,101 --> 00:08:15,700 - Gee, God, man. 89 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,600 Dude, you scared the hell out of me, man. 90 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,099 - Are you okay, sire? 91 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,899 - I didn't break- - Are you okay, sire? 92 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:37,699 I'm by your side. 93 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,599 I'm here, sire. 94 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:43,199 What is your bidding, master? 95 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,700 - Hey, are you okay, man? 96 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,500 - You shouldn't be back here. 97 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,899 - Sorry. I was just, you know, 98 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:56,900 looking around at all your shit, and saw your mummy. 99 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,500 - He's not for sale. 100 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:03,799 - Okay, well, you got a sign that says everything, 101 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,099 you know, must go. 102 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,499 - But not him. 103 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,100 He won't be going anywhere. 104 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,399 - Well, I'm doing this haunted house 105 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,400 spook alley thing for Halloween. 106 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,099 He'd really, he'd really be perfect, man. 107 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:21,399 I mean, it's, it's like a new business I'm doing, you know? 108 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,400 - House of whores? 109 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,799 - It's horrors. 110 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,099 I know it's kind of a shitty name. 111 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,700 I'm gonna, I'll probably, god, that bitch was right. 112 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,700 I'm gonna change it. 113 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,799 I just haven't 'cause- 114 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,000 - You're blessed to live in such a beautiful home. 115 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,499 - Yeah? You think so, huh? 116 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,699 I don't know how blessed I am. 117 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,999 I'm probably gonna be homeless in a week. 118 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,899 - Why is that? 119 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,899 - I mean, you really wanna know? 120 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,399 'Cause I'll tell ya. 121 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,699 My wife and I went to this community pool 122 00:09:56,700 --> 00:10:01,700 and she met one of the guys there and they had sex. 123 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,500 She left me for him. 124 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,800 Man, that sucks. 125 00:10:05,801 --> 00:10:08,099 It sounds so pathetic when I say it out loud, but Jesus. 126 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,699 So anyway, yeah, she moved out. 127 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:12,099 I got really drunk one night and I put up 128 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,199 a bunch of shit online that I shouldn't have posted. 129 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,199 And she saw it and emailed it to my boss, 130 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,699 who immediately fired me, and I got canceled. 131 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:23,199 And so that sucked. And so, lost my job. 132 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,199 And she threatened today, she told me she's gonna, 133 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,599 she's gonna take the house. 134 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,699 No, there's no source of income, 135 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,500 which is where the business came in. 136 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,599 And I'm just talking to myself right now. 137 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,699 You don't give a shit. 138 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,799 I'm gonna go, so you just, 139 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,900 you and your mummy have a good fuckin' day. 140 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,300 - He thinks he can help you. 141 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,000 - Well, what does that mean? 142 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,400 - I understand, sire. 143 00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,600 I understand. 144 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,700 I've been at this shop for 20 years. 145 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:11,500 I think it's time for him to have a new home. 146 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,900 - So I can, I can have him? 147 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,199 I mean, honestly, thanks, man. 148 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,699 I promise I'll give him a great home. 149 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,999 Like I was saying, you know, like in this spook alley. 150 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,300 You know, so. 151 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,699 How do I- - Tomorrow's Halloween. 152 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,700 - Yeah. 153 00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:35,800 - I'd be careful with him around midnight. 154 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,800 - Yeah, okay. I'll do that. 155 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,899 Okay. Oh my god, here. 156 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,900 Okay. 157 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,299 Okay, over here. 158 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,699 Oh. 159 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:55,700 Okay. 160 00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,700 Holy shit. 161 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,199 Come on. 162 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,200 Okay, here. 163 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,099 - On Halloween night, 164 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:23,100 the mummy comes for your soul. 165 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,199 You must do as I say. 166 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,400 Follow your master. 167 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:58,200 The mummy walks at midnight. 168 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,600 - You are just what this place needed. 169 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,899 - On Halloween night the mummy 170 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:33,900 comes for your soul. 171 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,200 You must do what I say. 172 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:43,099 Follow your master. 173 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:48,100 The mummy walks at midnight. 174 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,999 On Halloween night the mummy 175 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,000 comes for your soul. 176 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,700 You must do as I say. 177 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:06,700 Follow your master. 178 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:28,800 The mummy walks at midnight. 179 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,100 - Ah! Oh, shit! 180 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,300 Oh, shit! 181 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:08,700 Oh, shit! 182 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,699 Oh, god! 183 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,700 Oh, shit. 184 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,900 How's he gonna get in? How's he gonna get in? 185 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,700 - What the fuck are you doing in here? 186 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,600 - Caitlin, Caitlin. 187 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,599 Get in. Close the door. 188 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,899 - The last place I'm going is in the closet with you. 189 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,400 What the fuck are you wearing? 190 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,999 Okay, where's my mom's dishes? 191 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,299 - Shh! He'll hear you. Okay, listen. 192 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:10,499 I went to that thrift store the other night 193 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,299 and I bought a mummy and I woke up last night 194 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,799 and now it's walkin' up and down the stairs. 195 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,299 - Okay, where's my fuckin' dishes? 196 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,999 - I can explain the dishes. Okay, listen. 197 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,599 Okay, this mummy is real. 198 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,799 It's got big, red eyes and big- 199 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,699 - What the fuck? - Get in the closet. 200 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,699 - What are you doing? Don't you touch me! 201 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,599 Do you have any idea how expensive those dishes are? 202 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,999 - I can explain the dishes! 203 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,800 - My mom is gonna rip your dick off. 204 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,199 - Okay, what else is new? 205 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,699 Okay, just get the fuck in the closet right now, okay? 206 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,999 I swear to god it's gonna kill us both. 207 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 If you don't get in here with me right now- 208 00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:39,899 - Wes, I want you to listen to me 209 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,399 for one last time, okay? 210 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,199 I want you to wrap 211 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,599 your tiny, little pea brain around this information 212 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,999 I'm going to tell you. 213 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,299 - Caitlin, get in the closet. 214 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,699 - I think you are a pathetic, 215 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,199 worthless sub-human piece of shit. 216 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,299 - Caitlin. 217 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,099 - Marrying you was by far the worst decision 218 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,699 I have ever made. - Get in the closet. 219 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,399 - Because I have been a part of not just one, 220 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,899 but two fucking pyramid schemes. 221 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,699 - Look! Look! Just look behind you! 222 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,199 Caitlin, get in the fuckin' closet. 223 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,999 - I'm going to take your car 224 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,299 and I'm going to take your house 225 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,500 and I'm going to take everything- 226 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,199 - And by the time I am done with you, 227 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,199 you will probably be sucking dick 228 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,100 for money on the street. 229 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:38,900 Fuck. 230 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,200 - Caitlin? 231 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,300 You son of a bitch! Ah! 232 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,200 - Oh! Hey, Wes! 233 00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:29,399 How you doin', buddy? Nice PJs. 234 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,599 - Leon, you stupid idiot. - Whoa, hey, hey. 235 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,499 What did we say about the name calling, huh? 236 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,299 - Leon, Leon, just move your fucking ass, okay? 237 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,599 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 238 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,400 Hey, hey, hey, hey, buddy. 239 00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:39,899 - Look, listen, listen to me right now, okay? 240 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,199 Okay, there's a fucking mummy in there right now. 241 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200 I'm not making this up, okay? 242 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:44,399 I went to that thrift store up the street, 243 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,099 the Green Gypsy. - Okay. 244 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,799 - Listen to me right now! - Now, now, now, now, now. 245 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,600 This is exactly what I'm talkin' about. 246 00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:50,299 I mean, you never give me a chance. 247 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,599 I mean, I'm actually a pretty cool guy 248 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,799 if you'll just listen to me every once in awhile, 249 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,700 and, you know- 250 00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:57,999 - Leon, Leon, shut the fuck up. 251 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,599 Did you not hear what I just said to you? 252 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,099 Okay, I went to that thrift store up the street 253 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,299 and this fuckin' weird ass dude sold me a mummy. 254 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,799 I brought it home, it came to life, 255 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,700 and it just killed Caitlin! 256 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,499 Leon, she is dead on the floor, okay? 257 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,400 It just ripped her guts out of her ass! 258 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,599 - Okay, now, now, I wanted to talk to you about something. 259 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,199 Now, Caitlin didn't want me to do this, 260 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,100 but I know that you've been struggling. 261 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:31,900 I think I can get you a job at my work. 262 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,899 - Leon, what in god's name is wrong with you? 263 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:39,099 I don't wanna work at the fuckin' pool. 264 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,099 I don't wanna be around you. I hate you. 265 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,699 - You don't have to accept right now, 266 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:43,600 but the offer always stands, okay, champ? 267 00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:44,999 - Leon, do not go in there. 268 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,399 - Okay, okay, okay. 269 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,300 - Leon! Leon! You fucking idiot! 270 00:21:47,301 --> 00:21:49,399 - I know I'm gonna walk in 271 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,599 on a little Halloween prank, right? 272 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,699 Whoa! 273 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,299 I should've known that you and Caitlin 274 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,199 were gonna pull this shiz on me. 275 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,299 Oh no! You really worked on this place, Wes. 276 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,000 Nice job. Whoa! 277 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,300 - Leon, no! Don't go in there, Leon! 278 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,500 - Oh my golly. 279 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:20,899 That looks so incredibly fake! 280 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,599 - Leon, it's not fake! 281 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,299 She's dead! 282 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,199 - Oh, geez! 283 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,999 Whoa, cool mummy, though, guy, huh? 284 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,199 Ah! 285 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,999 Okay, Caitlin. Ha ha. 286 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,699 Enough of this crud. 287 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,800 Happy Halloween. 288 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:45,000 You know, that actually looks pretty good, Wes. 289 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,600 Is that corn syrup? 290 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,699 Oh my god. - Leon, they're real. 291 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:58,999 Leon, no. 292 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,500 Put it down. 293 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,600 - No corn syrup. 294 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Caitlin? 295 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:11,700 Honey? 296 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,399 Jesus fucking Christ! 297 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,199 Oh no! Oh no! 298 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,500 - Leon? 299 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,200 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 300 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,600 Leon? 301 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,500 You stupid idiot! 302 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:56,700 Oh, shit. 303 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,399 Oh, shit. 304 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,499 Oh! 305 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,699 - On Halloween night 306 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:17,900 the mummy comes for your soul. 307 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,400 - I see the time has come. 308 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,800 Oh, sire. 309 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:02,900 Release my soul. 310 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,300 - Hello, sire. 311 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,200 What would you have me do? 312 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,899 - Hey, it's all yours. 313 00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,199 - Oh, thanks. 314 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,599 - I moved most of the stuff 315 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,199 up to the attic like they asked. 316 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,700 They won't be back till late. 317 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 - Okay. 318 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,600 That's the kitchen. 319 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,600 That's living room. 320 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 And that... 321 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,199 Hmm. 322 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,400 Well, that's pretty cool. 323 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,100 Mmm. 324 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,500 Oh, shit! 325 00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,599 - Okay, so are you like about ready to leave? 326 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,099 Or what's that? 327 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:15,900 - Uh, yeah. 328 00:31:15,901 --> 00:31:19,299 I'm just finishing up my makeup, so I'll be leaving soon. 329 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:22,099 - Okay, well, hey, do you have the sword? 330 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:23,499 Because my costume needs that. 331 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,599 - Yes, my prince. I have your sword. 332 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,900 - Okay, thank God. 333 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:32,799 I'm trying to get this stupid crown to stay on my head. 334 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,099 - Just use packing tape or something. 335 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,399 - Okay. 336 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,499 Let's see. 337 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,799 - Hey, you wanna hear a real Halloween story? 338 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,700 - Yeah, sure. 339 00:31:40,701 --> 00:31:44,899 - So the house I was covering today, it was super spooky. 340 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:48,599 I guess the previous owners had a son who was so deranged 341 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,199 that they locked him in the attic 342 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,599 and tried to burn the house down. 343 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,299 - Lennox Lockhart? 344 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,899 - Yeah, that's the one. 345 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:58,099 I kept hearing bumps and noises while I was in there 346 00:31:58,100 --> 00:31:59,399 bringing in the boxes and stuff, 347 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,899 and I was like, nope, fuck that. 348 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,299 I'm out of here. 349 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,699 - Yeah. I mean, I don't know. 350 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:05,999 It's probably just rumors. 351 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,899 They never found the body or anything. 352 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:08,999 Did you leave yet? 353 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,399 - Pretty soon. 354 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,299 I'm just waiting for Jason to call me to tell me 355 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:13,999 that the homeowners got there okay 356 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,799 and everything's in order. 357 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,899 If you want, you can leave. 358 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,299 - Okay. Well, I mean. - Oh, shoot. 359 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,200 - I guess I, wait, what's wrong? 360 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,000 Oh, hey Heather? Hello? 361 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,999 - I forgot to leave them the extra set of keys. 362 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,099 - Oh, well, I mean, that's okay. 363 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,499 I'm sure that they have extras. 364 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,999 - Well just go ahead and leave. I'll meet you there. 365 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,399 The house is right next door, 366 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,999 so I can just drop 'em off really quick 367 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,399 and I'll be there as soon as I can. 368 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,700 - Okay. Well, hey, don't forget my sword. 369 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,800 - You know, it's not bad for a fixer upper. 370 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,999 The movers did a pretty good job. 371 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,299 - Yeah, they must have gotten done early. 372 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:13,400 - I didn't see a spare key anywhere though. 373 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,200 - It might be upstairs. 374 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:29,600 So what do you wanna be for Halloween? 375 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,800 - Wait here and I'll show you. 376 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000 - Okay. 377 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,599 All right, I'm coming up. 378 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,399 - Wait, I'm not ready yet. 379 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,499 - Too late. Here I come. 380 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:33,300 - Okay, well close your eyes or somethin'. 381 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,099 - How am I supposed to close my eyes 382 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:51,999 if I'm walking up the stairs? 383 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,800 - It's supposed to be a surprise. 384 00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:01,300 Surprise! 385 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,300 - Okay, stop! 386 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,899 - Hello? 387 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,500 I'm sorry you intrude, but I have your keys. 388 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000 Anyone home? 389 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,500 Patrick? 390 00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:37,700 Christine? 391 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,400 I'm just gonna leave these on the counter for you. 392 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:50,899 Sorry to bother you. 393 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:54,500 I, uh, I meant to come by sooner. 394 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,699 - Bakersfield Police Department. 395 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,899 What is your emergency? 396 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,499 - Yes, my name is Heather Campbell. 397 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,899 I need to report a murder. 398 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:07,000 - A murder? - Yes, a murder! 399 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:08,800 - This isn't some kind 400 00:39:08,801 --> 00:39:11,399 of Halloween prank, is it? - What? No! 401 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,999 My neighbors were murdered and I saw the killer. 402 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,500 - You did? - It was Lennox Lockhart. 403 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,599 - All right, do not call again unless 404 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,599 this is a serious emergency. - No, listen to me. 405 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,899 I witnessed the murder and Lennox Lockhart- 406 00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:25,499 - Lennox Lockhart has been dead for years. 407 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,899 This is an emergency number. 408 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,999 Again, do not call unless it's a serious emergency. 409 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Happy Halloween. - Wait! No, I'm telling you! 410 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Hello? 411 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,100 Hello? 412 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:48,900 Shit. 413 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,400 Stay away from me. 414 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,199 Please. 415 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,499 Please don't hurt me. 416 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,200 I didn't do anything. 417 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,099 Okay, Heather. 418 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:13,999 You're gonna be fine. 419 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,099 You're gonna be okay. 420 00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:18,500 You'll be just fine. 421 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,699 - Anybody else want any candy? 422 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,600 - Nah, I'm good. 423 00:43:40,601 --> 00:43:42,799 - I can't believe you stole that kid's candy. 424 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,399 - Hey, I saved his fat ass life. 425 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,299 Don't want him to get diabetes, do you? 426 00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:50,099 - Wow, Cody, you are such a good person. 427 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:51,199 And where do you find space to put 428 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,399 all the humanitarian awards you won? 429 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,400 - Over at your house. 430 00:43:54,401 --> 00:43:56,099 You know that shelf right above your mom's bed? 431 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,999 She likes to look at it while I'm doing her. 432 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,300 - So classy. What a guy. 433 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,599 - So, what do you guys wanna do tonight? 434 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,099 - I don't know. 435 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,499 Cody already egged tons of houses 436 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:09,699 and stole a bag of candy from some kid, 437 00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:11,599 so what else is there to do? 438 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,799 - Yeah, it's been a perfect for Halloween so far, hasn't it? 439 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,199 - Yeah, I don't think that kid would agree with you, but. 440 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,799 - Who cares? Screw 'em. 441 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,299 - "The Evil Death" is playing at the movie palace tonight. 442 00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:23,099 We could go check that out. 443 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:24,899 - The original or the remake? 444 00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:26,299 - Um, the remake, I think. 445 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:27,899 - Ass. 446 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:30,200 - Well then what do you guys wanna do? 447 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,699 - I got an idea. 448 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:33,999 - There's a first time for everything. 449 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,699 - Shut up. 450 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:38,099 - Dude, do we even wanna know? 451 00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:39,599 - I think we should go mess with Old Man Gross. 452 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,600 - Who? 453 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,899 - I don't know, guys. 454 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,099 - Come on, man. It'd be fun. 455 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,899 Besides, someone always fucks with him on Halloween. 456 00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:48,499 It's like a tradition around here. 457 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:49,400 - Who is he? 458 00:44:49,401 --> 00:44:50,999 - How do you not know who he is? 459 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,299 You been living under a rock or somethin'? 460 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:53,699 - Hey, I just moved here, what? 461 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:56,099 A few months ago? I never heard of him. 462 00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:59,100 - He's an old man that lives just down the street from here. 463 00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:02,199 He used to be a wood shop teacher back in the day. 464 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,799 And actually my dad had him when he was a freshman. 465 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,099 - Mine did, too. 466 00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,499 He's a real bastard. 467 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:11,199 Mean as hell and always made his students so miserable. 468 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,999 - Hell, he did more than that. 469 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,799 He was constantly picking on that one girl. 470 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,099 Heather something. 471 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:18,399 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Heather Bates. Heather Bates. 472 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,599 - Yeah, that's it, that's it. - Yeah, poor thing. 473 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,699 - Happened to her? 474 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:26,499 - Well, Gross singled her out for some unknown reason. 475 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:29,199 And I mean, he was always meaner to her 476 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,599 than any of the other students. 477 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,199 That's what my dad told me. 478 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,800 And one day she decided she couldn't take it anymore. 479 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,699 - So what did she do? 480 00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:41,999 - Slit her throat from ear to ear. 481 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,199 - Oh, god. 482 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,299 How can someone do that to themselves? 483 00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:47,899 - I know, right? It's crazy. 484 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:48,700 It's crazy. 485 00:45:48,701 --> 00:45:51,199 Actually, Gross got fired after it came out 486 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,499 that she killed herself because of what he was doing to her. 487 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:58,299 And after that, I don't think he ever taught again. 488 00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:00,200 - You say that like it's a bad thing. 489 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,299 - So that was it? He just lost his job? 490 00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,799 He didn't go to jail for being the reason 491 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,099 she killed herself? 492 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:10,499 - Well, I mean, things were different back then, so. 493 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,299 - If he pulled something like that now, he'd be locked up. 494 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:14,499 - I think we put a burning bag of dog shit 495 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:16,799 on the porch and ring the doorbell. 496 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,999 - I don't know. 497 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,799 I don't think that's a good idea, guys. 498 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,600 - Come on man. 499 00:46:20,601 --> 00:46:23,499 Man, you can't say the weirdo don't deserve it. 500 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,399 - He is an asshole. - See? 501 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,499 - My dad said that he threatened to put his hand 502 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:30,000 in a bandsaw after he accidentally broke it. 503 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:33,599 - Yeah, I've actually heard more than one horror story 504 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,499 about him from my dad, too. 505 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,699 My dad told me he used to cry every single day. 506 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:41,099 No lie, every day, before his class, 507 00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:43,399 because he was just that freaked out by him. 508 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,299 - Okay, so let's make the motherfucker pay for that then. 509 00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:46,399 - I don't know. 510 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,599 - Come on, man. Let's fuck up his night. 511 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,599 - It could be fun. 512 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,300 Besides, what else is there to do? 513 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,999 - Fine, fine, fine. 514 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,499 I guess I'm into get a little payback 515 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,799 for my dad if nothing else, right? 516 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,399 I mean, what do you think, Ryder? 517 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,200 - What the hell? 518 00:47:02,201 --> 00:47:04,999 It's Halloween and he does sound like an asshole. 519 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:05,900 - Yes, cool! 520 00:47:05,901 --> 00:47:07,999 All right, let's go then! 521 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,399 - But wait, where are we gonna find a bag of dog shit? 522 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,600 - Already got it covered. 523 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:20,099 - Dude. That reeks. 524 00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:21,100 What the? - Yeah. 525 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,799 I picked it up off the yard earlier. 526 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,499 Fed our dog some Hormel chili last night, 527 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:28,600 so it should be extra nasty and stinky today. 528 00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:31,799 - You mean to tell me that you've been walking 529 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,099 all night with a bag of dog shit in your backpack? 530 00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,900 - Yeah. Why? What's wrong with that? 531 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:41,000 - Nevermind. Let's just go do this. 532 00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:46,800 - Wait. Hold on, wait! 533 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:54,200 - No candy again this year? 534 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,100 Jerk. 535 00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:16,499 - I see he's not a fan of Halloween. 536 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,899 - Yeah, I don't think he's a fan of anything. 537 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:21,199 - I wonder if he hands out razor blades 538 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,499 in candy apples to the trick or treaters? 539 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,800 - I'm sure he would if he could get away with it. 540 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:52,999 - Dude, do y'all know who that was? 541 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,399 - My god. Tammy Duncan's mom? 542 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,299 - Who's Tammy Duncan's mom? 543 00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,699 - She's some skank that bangs dudes 544 00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:00,699 for grocery money and stuff. 545 00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:02,899 - Holy shit! 546 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:04,899 Gross got himself a hooker. 547 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,699 Dude, he's gonna get some! 548 00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,800 - Ew! I don't wanna think about that. 549 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,200 - Change of plans. 550 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,299 I just got a great idea. 551 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:16,299 - Oh, Lord. 552 00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:18,599 - Two ideas in the same night? 553 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,799 He is truly the son of the apocalypse. 554 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,899 - Oh, fuckin' blow me, man. 555 00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:23,900 - No thanks. 556 00:49:23,901 --> 00:49:25,099 - Maybe later. 557 00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:28,699 - Okay, okay, so what is this so-called great idea 558 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:29,600 that you have now? 559 00:49:29,601 --> 00:49:32,299 - Let's get a picture of them doing it. 560 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:34,099 - Ew! Why would we wanna do that? 561 00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:36,099 - Because it would be fuckin' funny! 562 00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:38,799 Come on. We could post it all over the internet. 563 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,399 - Eh, I don't know. 564 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,499 Do you really want to see his nasty old dick and balls? 565 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,899 - No, but it'd be fuckin' hilarious. 566 00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:48,399 Come on, we'd be legends when everyone found out 567 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,199 that we posted it. - No! 568 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,999 Don't you realize that we can get in a shitload of trouble? 569 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,599 - This is a golden opportunity. 570 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,500 We'd be crazy to pass this up. Come on! 571 00:49:57,900 --> 00:50:00,399 - Yeah, I guess it would be pretty funny. 572 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,399 All right, I'm in, I'm in. - Let's go! 573 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,799 - Me too, as long as I don't have to take the picture. 574 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,899 I do not wanna see his junk. - Same here. 575 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:09,399 - Look, it's one thing top ut a bag of dog shit 576 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,199 on the porch, but this? 577 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,699 We could get in- - Then go home then. 578 00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:14,300 No one's twisting your damn arm. 579 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,200 Look guys, we're doing this. 580 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,400 Come on, guys. 581 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,299 - I'll call you later, okay? 582 00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:26,300 - Okay. 583 00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:31,100 Okay, wait. 584 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:08,499 Okay, so now what? - Shh! Dumb ass. 585 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,500 You'll get us caught. - Sorry, gosh. 586 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,299 - What the hell is that? 587 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:32,699 - I don't know. 588 00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:34,199 It sounds like it's coming from the basement. 589 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,099 - Yeah, I don't know. Cody? 590 00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:38,399 Cody! 591 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:39,699 Tori! 592 00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:41,199 Shit. 593 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,699 Where'd they go? 594 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:43,999 - I don't know. 595 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,199 Probably trying to find a place to screw around. 596 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,500 - Right here? Now? 597 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,000 Sick bastard. 598 00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:55,499 - This was such a dumb idea. 599 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,400 - Yeah, all of Cody's ideas are dumb, 600 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,499 but it is something to do, I guess. 601 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,099 - Yeah, well I could at least, I don't know, 602 00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:05,100 think of a hundred other things to do. 603 00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:07,700 - Facts. 604 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,099 But obviously Gross and Tammy's mom 605 00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:11,799 are down in the basement. 606 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,499 Let's go get a photo of them so we can 607 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,599 get the hell outta here. 608 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,600 Come on. 609 00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:19,500 - Bingo. 610 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,299 - You can't be serious. You wanna do it in here? 611 00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:25,400 In his room? - Come on, baby. 612 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,999 Where's your sense of adventure? 613 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,499 - Yours is apparently in your pants. 614 00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:32,699 - You want it though, right? 615 00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:34,899 - I want a lot of things. 616 00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:37,300 - Neil Armstrong ain't got nothing on me, baby. 617 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,700 - I guess this is it. 618 00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:48,800 You ready? 619 00:52:48,801 --> 00:52:50,700 - Yeah, let's just get this over with. 620 00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,500 It's creepy down here. 621 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,899 - Yeah, and what basement have you seen 622 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:02,500 that wasn't creepy? - Touche. 623 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,600 - Wow, Gross is into some freaky shit. 624 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:12,100 - Help me! 625 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:13,699 Help me before he comes back! 626 00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:18,599 Help me! Help me, please! 627 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,099 Help me! 628 00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:21,100 Help me! 629 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,299 Help me! Help me! 630 00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:27,099 - Are those body parts? - Help me! 631 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:30,099 Help me. Help me. 632 00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:31,400 No, no, no, no. 633 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,500 Please, no. 634 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,700 - Let's go! Get out of here now! 635 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:39,900 Let's go, motherfucker. 636 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,999 - One small step for man, 637 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,399 one giant leap for mankind, huh, baby? 638 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,200 - You're so stupid. 639 00:54:49,201 --> 00:54:50,999 - Tori, Cody, where are you? 640 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,999 - What the hell, Ryder? You scared the shit outta me. 641 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,199 - Houston, we have a problem. 642 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,199 - We have to go! He's in the basement. 643 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,299 He just killed the hooker 644 00:54:58,300 --> 00:55:00,099 and Dylan is still down there. 645 00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,099 - Wait. What? Who killed the hooker? 646 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,499 - I don't know, but we have to go before he finds us. 647 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,699 - Nice one, Ryder. Happy Halloween. 648 00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:08,499 - Yeah, you and Dylan come up with this yourselves? 649 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,499 - I'm not kidding. This isn't a prank. 650 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,599 We have to go before he kills us. 651 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,800 - All right, Ryder. 652 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,800 Let's go before the boogeyman gets us. 653 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,099 All right, where's his basement? 654 00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:20,699 - It's through the kitchen, 655 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:21,700 but you don't wanna go down there. 656 00:55:21,701 --> 00:55:23,099 - Whatever. I'm gonna go check it out. 657 00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:24,100 - Wait, why are you gonna go? 658 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,100 Don't do that. 659 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,700 - You know they're probably just pulling a prank 660 00:55:26,701 --> 00:55:28,500 again like they always do. 661 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,499 So where's Old Man Gross? 662 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,100 The killer get him too or what? 663 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:40,500 Jesus, man! 664 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,400 Nice costume, though. 665 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,600 Your mother help you put this together 666 00:55:49,601 --> 00:55:51,499 or you do it yourself? 667 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,299 Shit, look like you got some blood on you. 668 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:56,500 Too bad it looks like ketchup. 669 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:06,500 What the fuck? 670 00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:26,899 - Let's get out of here. 671 00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:28,899 - What are you doing? Open the fucking door! 672 00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:31,799 - It won't open! 673 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,599 - Oh my god, he's coming! 674 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,099 Hurry! - God! 675 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,100 - Oh, god! 676 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:45,600 - You want us? Come get us, you son of a bitch! 677 00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:56,000 - Please don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! 678 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:00,899 Please don't! 679 00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:03,499 Please don't kill me! I'm sorry! 680 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,900 Please don't hurt me! 681 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,499 Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry. 682 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:10,999 Just please let me go. 683 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,600 Please, I won't do anything! 684 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,600 - Stay away from me, freak! 685 00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:38,499 No! No! 686 00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:39,500 No! Stop! 687 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:42,200 No! Stop! No! 688 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,200 No! No! 689 00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:08,300 Oh my god. 690 00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:10,100 Help! 691 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Help! 692 00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:18,100 Oh my god. Help! Help! 693 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,599 Why are you doing this? 694 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,600 - Because I have to. 695 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,599 Actually, I want to. 696 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,600 I enjoy it. 697 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:37,000 It's therapeutic. 698 00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:40,700 Takes my mind off of all my worries. 699 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:43,100 - Please don't kill me! 700 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,700 - Now dance. - What? 701 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,699 - I'm not gonna ask you again. 702 01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:16,299 I said dance. - You're crazy! 703 01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,200 - You haven't seen crazy. 704 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Now dance! 705 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:40,399 That's it. - No! 706 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:44,600 Ow! 707 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,500 Ow. 708 01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:50,599 - I said dance. 709 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,899 - Oh, god. 710 01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:52,900 Ow! 711 01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:58,400 - Dance. 712 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,200 You know, you remind me of her. 713 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,200 Heather. 714 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:29,700 She was my first. 715 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,499 I wish I'd taken my time with her, 716 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:36,300 'cause I killed her way too quickly. 717 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,900 But I'm not gonna make that same mistake with you. 718 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:43,899 - Please just let me go! 719 01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:44,800 Please. 720 01:01:44,801 --> 01:01:46,299 Please don't kill me. 721 01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:49,499 - I won't. Not yet, at least. 722 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:52,099 We're gonna have a little fun first, you and I, 723 01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:53,600 and I'm eager to begin. 724 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:09,000 - No! No! 725 01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:26,099 - Gail, where are you? Did you get it? 726 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:26,900 - Yes! 727 01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:27,800 - Please tell me you did. 728 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:28,700 - Yes, I got it. 729 01:02:28,701 --> 01:02:30,099 Just please hurry the hell up and be ready when I get there. 730 01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:32,900 This thing is really starting to creep me out. 731 01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:35,699 - Okay. How long? 732 01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:38,899 - Like 10 minutes. I'm on Morgan Road. 733 01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:40,399 Ow. 734 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:43,400 Just pleas hurry up, okay? 735 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,099 - So you're, you're sure this is right? 736 01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:39,599 - Yeah, that's it. 737 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,899 - Jesus Christ. Is that blood on it? 738 01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:43,199 - Yeah, it's mine. 739 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,799 - Oh my God. Are you okay? 740 01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,799 - Yeah, I'm fine. - What happened? 741 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,299 - I cut myself going over the fence 742 01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:49,399 to get the god damn thing. 743 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,199 That shit is sharper than it looks. 744 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,099 - That looks like a mess. Let me go get you something. 745 01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:56,499 - I said I'm fine, okay? 746 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,799 I just about killed myself trying to get this thing here, 747 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:03,800 so let's end this shit once and for all right now. 748 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:05,800 That's what we're all here for, right? 749 01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:13,700 - Right. 750 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:19,400 - Here it goes. Halloween night. 751 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,499 The night that all bets are off. 752 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:26,700 The night that the dead, good and bad, 753 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,600 can walk the earth. 754 01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:33,700 - And we have free reign to send them back to hell. 755 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,399 - So we gonna do this? 756 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,100 Or are we just gonna sit here and fake the tough shit? 757 01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:47,699 - Nothin' fake here. 758 01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:49,499 - Just make sure you guys don't get too trigger happy 759 01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:51,499 before I get in the clear, okay? 760 01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:53,099 - We got it under control. 761 01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:55,700 You just worry about your part and bring it out. 762 01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,900 - Sure thing. 763 01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:39,100 - You see anything? 764 01:06:39,900 --> 01:06:41,099 - I'm not looking in there. 765 01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:43,699 - Are you sure you grabbed the right box? 766 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:46,499 - Jesus Christ, I wish I had a gun, too. 767 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:48,300 - I blame your dad. - So do I. 768 01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,399 - I don't get it. We did everything right. 769 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:58,500 Where the hell is it? 770 01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:07,100 - Maybe we just need a little incentive. 771 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,600 - What? 772 01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:20,199 - Ah, god damn it. 773 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,999 - Oh, holy shit, Kelly. What the fuck? 774 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,000 - Fate. 775 01:08:02,700 --> 01:08:04,800 Come on out, you son of a bitch! 776 01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:09,900 - Oh my god. Gail! 777 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:06,800 Oh my god. 778 01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:03,299 - Well, my victims, 779 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,499 this unfortunately is the demise 780 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:09,499 of this year's Halloween monster marathon. 781 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:11,999 Join us on the next All Hallow's Eve 782 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,399 as we resurrect more fiendishly frightful flicks 783 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:17,300 for your devilish delight. 784 01:10:18,100 --> 01:10:19,100 Until then... 785 01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:22,426 pleasant nightmares. 786 01:10:24,262 --> 01:10:27,766 Subs by Sladjan Lazarevic Beli Manastir, Hrvatska. 2024.